When I’m a parent I’m definitely going to ask my child often “are you okay?” I never want my child to be crying their eyes out when I’m peacefully sleeping under the same roof and I certainly never want them to feel like there’s nobody there for them. Because I always will be

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    me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
    me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

I was once a radish.

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    Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
    Me: Oh ok cool
    Kidnapper: Wut
    Me: This is a febreze commercial right
    Kidnapper: Wut
    Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
"I get jealous and have a short temper and I get quite clingy. But I promise no one will ever love you like me."
"Get drunk, I need the truth."